if its the title that grabbed your attention then you probably wont like what youre about to read next.
I HATE YOU.
lolz jks jks i love you la
anywho, seeing that im bored and i cant do maths coz the wound on my thumb hurts, i will bitch about stuff, i.e. YOU coz you suck
what's there to bitch about...
omgosh
friggin skinny ppl *cough*geoff*cough*johnny*cough*alric ==;;;
heres my perfect diet plan for you:
1. eat a WHOLE mudcake for breakfast with fullcream milk and fat on the bacon for extra taste.
2. drink oil instead of water during the day.
3. eat deep fried fish and chips for lunch and
4. for dinner go to maccas (since two of yous have discount there so why not huh?)
5. for dessert eat mars bars + startburst dipped in coke.
n_____n i know its such a brilliant plan dont need to thank me its k!
And of course, you forget lard. Geez, what a crappy oiling-up diet if it doesn't contain LARD.
ReplyDeleteMore so, that much sugar may cause our teeth to fall out before we get fat as is, thus meaning that we won't be able to eat as many fatty things anymore, of which means that we'd remain skinny, or get skinnier, either through an inability to eat or death.
Anywho, point is that we'd probably still be skinny for quite a while after that, due to high metabolism. :D
agreed with johnny xD
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that oil won't be good. Too much of it....... dont want to end up like this:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24640894-401,00.html
and your already skinny hillary :]
Thanks for that link alric. Exactly what I wanted as a visual --> somebody injecting cooking oil into their face. HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME/FIND THESE THINGS.
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